Whatin' the heck is a Manpanion?
It's an older Male friend!
All of our Manpanions are subject to rigorous background checks and a variety of character accuracy qualifications (as well as extensive mental and physical testing) to ensure a Satisfactory Friendship Experience (SFE), where you know exactly what your gettin' yerself into there bud!
They can't wait to meet you!
Once your profile is created and your bio-metric data is verified by your local governing agency you can spend time with our more meager Manpanions to earn ManpanionPalPoints®!
Who cares about ManpanionPalPoints®?
We all do ya dingus!
ManpanionPalPoints® are your ticket to spending time with our most prestigious Manpanions!
Why are your 'Panions only men*?
At the start we could only find older men who were very lonely to volunteer for our radical experiment in creating a novel Satisfactory Friendship Experience (SFE), for only they were accustom to such invasive and rigorous physical testing. But now we've streamlined all testing to occur at your local Nutterman Unlimited® outreach centers and all are welcome to participate!
So lookout to the future for Womanpanions® coming soon, and also the very first people meeting application intended for dating Cumpanions® later this year!
*All our Manpanions self identify as male
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